May 2013
yourendorphine:
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
whorville:
Happy has five letters Pizza has five letters
This is no coincidence
efferescent:
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
jad3harley:
do you ever reblog something specifically for someone on your dash and they reblog it from you and youre all
sub-maureen:
tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S THESE PEOPLE WITH MASKS CAME IN AND I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS AND THEY SHOUTED “EVERYONE STAY CALM, JUST CAN YOU DO US A FAVOR” AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, THIS IS IT, OMG THEY’RE GONNA PULL OUT A GUN, GOD HELP US, AND EVERYONE LOOKED SO PALE AND WE ALL LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LIKE HOLY SHIT AND THEN THE ONE GUY SAID “I NEED YOU TO DO THE YMCA WITH...
April 2013
nerdgasming:
vampiresarecreeps:
nerdgasming:
kelliebells:
squatsandmoresquats:
lesstalkmorechalk:
HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE FUCKING REDDIT THREAD OF CREEPY SHIT KIDS SAY THATS GONE VIRAL
IF NOT FUCKING LOOK AT IT
omfg
This is gold
My husband is reading these and I am dying omg.
This scared me shitless. Why am I still reading omg
I don’t know! I think I have permanent...
pattinsin:
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
I don’t have enough money to wear what I really want to wear :c
WEON hombres complicados!! ay diosito dame paciencia por favor dame paciencia.
sensual-desires:
In the mood for late night cuddle sex
ALWAYS in the mood ;)
peetamellrks:
i think i just found my favorite photo of josh hutcherson to ever exist
Bill Nye the...... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
presidentme:
Bill Nye the PARTY guy
MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING UNTIL THIS MOMENT
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
oopsabird:
mishasminions:
SO I WALK OUT OF MY ROOM AND THERE ARE STRANGE MEN IN MY HOUSE HAVING LUNCH..? WHAT’S GOING ON NOW THEY’RE INVITING ME TO HAVE LUNCH WITH THEM IN MY OWN PLACE. EXCUSE ME BUT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE?
IF THEY ASK YOU TO GO ON A QUEST TO RECLAIM THEIR HOME SAY YES
March 2013
